I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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