4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
