I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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