How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
