Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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