Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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