So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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