i don't want you to think of me as your TA
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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