Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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