sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I understand Curling. That high.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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