I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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