You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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