so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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