Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
