my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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