38 yer olds are good kisserssss
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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