break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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