theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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