if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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