he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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