At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Randomize
