I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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