I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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