erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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