love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
