vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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