I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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