I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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