i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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