he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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