Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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