I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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