I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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