We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
