I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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