I must be too annoying 4 u.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
