I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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