Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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