it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So many bounce houses so little time
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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