My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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