Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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