i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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