whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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