i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
