Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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