Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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