he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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