Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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