So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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