hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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