You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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