thus making me awesome and them whores
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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