You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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